Dedicated to: Amy Lilwall
Leonie opened
Facebook on her phone and tapped the cursor into the search bar. She took a
deep breath and typed the letters A-l-i, then she stopped and deleted them. Not
yet.
She scrolled
through her news feed, skipping past friends’ statuses and any news articles
that mentioned The Enemies. The email had arrived five minutes ago, at the same
time as everyone else’s, and it could be only a number of hours, if that,
before she had to face up to its contents. She and her family had a meal
together last night, played games together all evening, avoided the news and
agreed to spend today apart. It was for the best, her dad had said.
Leonie paused
idly over the ‘people you may know’ box on the page, casually deleting its
suggestions. And then there she was, the person Leonie had stopped herself
looking for: Alison Mary Johnson from Manchester. The enemy.
Shit.
If Facebook
had identified her as someone Leonie might know, that could only mean one
thing: she’d already searched for Leonie and looked at her profile. Leonie’s
skin crawled, even though she herself had been about to do exactly the same
thing. She tapped on her profile and started reading.
A text
appeared on her screen, mid scroll.
Jenna: hav u found urs yet? X
Relieved at
the excuse for some other interaction, Leonie opened up the message and pressed
‘call’. Jenna answered before the first ring.
‘Fancy
hearing from you!’ She was trying to sound jovial.
Neither of
them spoke for a few seconds.
‘It’s sick
isn’t it?’ said Jenna at last.
‘Yeah. What’s
your one called?’
‘Are we
allowed to say?’
‘Yeah.
Doesn’t say we can’t. Mine’s an Alison.’
‘Mine’s
called Louise Murphy.’
‘Have you
found her?’
‘Yes, was
easy… we’ve got a mutual friend on Facebook.’
‘What? That’s
not supposed to happen! They’re supposed to have no connection.’
‘He’s only a
guy I met at a party once. He has over 7,000 friends.’
‘So what’s
she like… your one?’
‘Louise? She
seems great. Irish family, plays netball, vegetarian, loves dogs…’
‘Just like
you…’
‘Exactly. And
yours?’
‘Black, one
kid brother, dances…’
‘Like you?’
‘Well I think
she has a cat.’
‘Gotta think
of that cat, Lee.’
‘It’s not
funny.’
‘I know. It’s
fucked up. Have you thought about what you’ll do?’
‘Yeah.’
‘Are you
gonna get help?’
‘I don’t
know, it doesn’t seem fair.’
‘Sure, it
says we’re allowed. She might!’
‘I’m going to
contact her.’
‘Lee, no!
We’re not allowed to.’
‘No, it says
it’s not advisable. Maybe we can make a pact. We’ve got 9 months right? Perhaps
we can agree to leave it til the end of that.’
‘Leonie, why
prolong the agony?’
‘Birthdays,
Christmas, to turn eighteen.’
‘You might
still get all of that.’
‘But we can’t
both.’
‘Don’t think
like that Leonie. I can’t bear it. You and me are gonna win this.’
‘It’s not a
game.’
‘Sure it is.
It’s a fucked up awful game we all have to play. We’ve no choice. But we can
win. And then you and me, we’re going to go on our gap year just like we
planned. Got it? And fuck that cat of hers. Cats are all bastards.’
Leonie
laughed in spite of herself and then started to cry.
‘Don’t you go
fucking crying on me now Leonie Evans! You’ve an enemy to slay! You hear me?’
‘Yes.’
‘I’m gonna
go. For all I know that lovely Louise is outside with a sledgehammer and I’m
here yacking to you.’
‘I love you.’
‘Love you.’
Alone again
with her thoughts, Leonie re-opened the PDF she’d been sent and read it through
again.
Dear Ms. Evans,
Re: Worldwide Population Crisis
As you will already know, as part of the United Nations’ strategy on
climate change and overpopulation a target was set in 2018 to reduce the rate
of worldwide population growth by 75%, by the year 2050. Unfortunately, owing
to widespread civil disobedience as well as political and spiritual discord,
the rate of growth has continued to increase.
Two years ago therefore, it was decided that all persons of sound mind
and strong physical health, who were to be aged between 15 and 85 as of 01 July
2048, would become part of Project Nemesis.
Exempt from this policy were:
-
Smaller indigenous
populations in certain areas (those with fewer than 500,000 people)
-
Certain professionals known
for excellence in their field, who all went through a rigorous exemption
application process lasting 16 months
-
Persons worth more than 15
million USD, who agreed to sterilization after their first child, if they had
not already had this procedure
-
Those with terminal
illnesses
-
Those with a cognitive or
mental impairment significant enough as to mean they would not understand the
process; an alternative solution is currently being sought for such people
-
Anyone serving in public
office
All other members of the world population, including yourself, have
been assessed as expendable in the interests of saving the planet. However, in
order to maintain absolute fairness and to give each individual control of
their destiny, rather than end lives at random, the UN took the decision to
assign each person a nemesis, or enemy from the same country of origin. The
name of your nemesis is at the bottom of this letter. This person has been sent
an identical letter with your name.
You have nine months from the date of this letter within which either
you, or your nemesis must die. It is up to you how you approach this. However,
in the interests of fairness, the following is prohibited:
-
Use of hired assassins
-
Teaming up against an
individual – all combat must be 1:1
-
Killing anyone who is not
your assigned nemesis – anyone who does this will be charged with murder
You are however allowed to discuss options and share advice with
friends, family and confidants and get support as you would any other
challenge. It is not recommended that you form a relationship with your nemesis
of any form. In the interests of preserving diversity, our expert panel have
worked tirelessly over the last 24 months to ensure that pairs are as evenly
matched as possible.
If both of you are still
alive by 11.59pm on 31 March 2049, you will both be executed.
Should your nemesis die of other causes at any point, you will be
informed immediately and will become exempt from the project.
Your nemesis is:
Alison Mary Johnson, 17
Manchester
Regards,
T.May
Theresa
May
Prime
Minister
Leonie closed
the letter and opened up Google. She typed the letter ‘w’ and ‘ways to kill
someone’ appeared as the most searched for phrase.
Words: 1120
I suppose it's one way of easing the pressure on the NHS and doubling GDP figures! Go, Theresa - I knew you had it in you!
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